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- A Soldier of the Not Great War
- By MARK HELPRIN
-
-
- Mr. President, Haiti is on an island, and its navy, which was built
- mainly in Arkansas, is well characterized by the International
- Institute for Strategic Studies as "Boats only." The Haitian gross
- national product is little more than half of what Americans spend
- each year on greeting cards, its defense forces outnumbered five to
- one by the corps of lawyers in the District of Columbia.
-
- With other than a leading role in world military affairs, the Haitian
- army has retreated into a kind of relaxed confusion in which it is
- also the fire department, captains can outrank colonels, and
- virtually no one has ever seen combat. Which raises the question, why
- has the leading superpower placed Haiti at the center of its
- political universe?
-
- Mr. President, in trumpeting this gnatfest at a hundred times the
- volume of the Normandy Invasion you have invited challenges from all
- who would take comfort at the spectacle of the U.S. in full fluster
- over an object so diminutive as to be a source of wonder.
-
- Anyone considering a serious challenge to the U.S. has been reassured
- that we have no perspective in international affairs, that we act not
- in regard to our basic interests but in reaction to sentiment and
- ideology, that we can be distracted by the smallest matter and
- paralyzed by the contemplation of force, that we have become timid,
- weak, and slow. This is what happens when the leaders of the world's
- most powerful nation take a year to agonize over Haiti. This is what
- happens when the elephant ignores the jackals and gravely battles a
- fly.
-
- Why Not Cuba?
-
- Given that Haiti is a nation doomed to perpetual harmlessness, that
- it is not allied to any great power, that it does not export an
- ideology, that it does not have an ideology, and that it is of no
- economic consequence to any nation except perhaps the Dominican
- Republic, you strained to justify intervention the way a prisoner
- with his hand stretched through the bars strains for a key just out
- of his reach.
-
- In your recent address you mentioned rape three times, the killing of
- children three times, and the words "dictator" or "tyrant" 18 times.
- If we must act "when brutality occurs close to our shores," why not
- now invade Cuba, or Colombia, or the South Bronx, or Anacostia? Every
- year in the U.S. we are subject to more than 100,000 reported rapes
- and 20,000 homicides. How do rape and murder in Haiti, no numbers
- supplied, justify U.S. intervention? And if they do, where were we in
- Rwanda?
-
- Is it possible that having no idea whatsoever about the balance of
- power among nations, the workings of the international system, and
- the causes and conduct of war, you are directing the foreign
- relations of the United States of America in accord with the
- priorities of feminism, envi- ronmentalism, and political
- correctitude? Why not invade Saudi Arabia because of the status of
- women there, Canada because they kill baby seals, Papua New Guinea
- because it doesn't have enough wheelchair ramps?
-
- Haitian illegal immigrants (did you not mention AIDS because it would
- offend the Haitians, or some other group?) have been to some extent
- motivated by the embargo and are a minute proportion of the total
- that seek our shores. If it is so that the best way to deal with a
- country that spills over with souls is to invade it, que viva Mexico?
- Should the U.K. invade Pakistan; France Algeria; and Hong Kong,
- Vietnam? For that matter, why have you not hastened forward to
- Havana? In fact, the history of great-power interventions shows that
- conquest does not prevent but, rather, facilitates population
- transfers.
-
- Your desire to wipe out the expenditure of $14 million a month to
- maintain the leaky embargo that you put in place was not consonant
- with Your robust urge to spend elsewhere. and was a rather dainty
- pretext. Fourteen million dollars is what we in this country spend
- on "sausages and other prepared meats" every seven hours. If you
- truly believe, Mr. President, that "restoring Haiti's democratic
- government will help lead to more stability and prosperity in our
- region," then you, sir, have more Voo doo than they do. The entire
- Haitian gross national product is worth but three hours of our own.
- Were it to grow after intervention by 10~G and were the U.S. to reap
- fully one half the benefit, we would surge ahead another nine
- minutes' worth of GNP. This is not exactly high-stakes geopolitics.
-
- Why, then, Haiti? Why are your subordinates suddenly so Churchillian?
- Clearly, in a real crisis they would be so worked up that all their
- bulbs would burst. The nations towed along for the ride (Poles?
- Jordanians?) seemed not to know whether to be embarrassed by the
- stupidity of the task or amused by the peculiarity of their
- bedfellows. This the secretary of state described as "a glowing
- coalition." Never in the history of the English language has such an
- inept phrase been launched with such forced enthusiasm to miss so
- little a target. Granted, the vice president's "modalities of
- departure" did much to inspire the nation to a frenzy of war.
-
- Why Haiti? Because, like the father in Joyce's story, "Counterparts,"
- who bullies his son because he cannot fight his bullying boss, what
- you do in Haiti says less about Haiti than about North Korea, Europe,
- and the Middle East, where the real challenges lie. and where you
- cannot act because you do not have a lamp to go by and you have
- forced your own military to its knees.
-
- Why Haiti? Because you have been unable to say no to the Black Caucus
- as it stands like the candlestick on the seesaw of your grandiose
- legislation, and because you are a liberal and in race you see
- wisdom, or lack of wisdom; qualification, or lack of qualification;
- virtue, or lack of virtue. And because the Black Caucus is way too
- tight with Father Aristide.
-
- Why Haiti? Because you have no more sense of what to do or where to
- turn in a foreign policy crisis than a moth in Las Vegas at 2 a.m.
- You should not have singled out Haiti in the first place, but once
- you did you should not have spent so much time and so much capital on
- it, blowing it out of all proportion, so that this, this Gulf Light,
- this No-Fat Desert Storm, is your Stalingrad. Six weeks and it should
- have been over, even including an invasion, about which the world
- would have learned only after it had begun. All communications with
- the Haitian regime should have been in private, leaving them the
- flexibility to capitulate without your having to distract Jimmy
- Carter from his other good works.
-
- Though you and your supporters made a marriage of convenience with
- the principles of presidential war powers, your new position is
- miraculously correct, while that of the Republicans who also switched
- sides in the question is not. You did have the legal authority to
- invade Haiti. What you did not have was the moral authority. Despite
- what you have maintained during the first 46/ths of your life, the
- decision was yours, but your power was merely mechanical .
-
- Dry Bones
-
- Like your false-ringing speech, the dry bones of your authority had
- none of the moral flesh and blood that might other vise have
- invigorated even a senseless policy. The animation that you have
- failed to lend to this enterprise was left to the soldiers in the
- field, who with the greatest discipline and selflessness would have
- taken on the task that, generations ago, you refused. I wonder if
- your view of them has really changed. In your philosophy they must
- have been pawns then, and they must be pawns now: The only thing that
- has been altered is your position.
-
- Though it is fair to say that I differ with your policy, if our
- soldiers had gone into combat I would have been behind them 100%, and
- I hope that, despite the orders in Somalia, you would have been too.
- This is a lesson that you might have learned earlier but did not, the
- truth of which you now embrace only because you have become president
- of the United States. You are the man who will march only if he is
- commander in chief. Yours, Mr. President, has been a very expensive
- education. And, un- fortunately, every man, woman, and child in this
- country is destined to pay the bill for your training not because it
- is so costly but because it is so achingly incomplete.
-
- Mr. Helprin, a novelist, is a contributing editor of the Wall Street
- Journal.
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